I Decided by Solange: The Parody

July 25, 2008

Lyrics by Superlative1

I can still hear myself…
Can you please turn me down a little bit more?

I was a little special
Coming straight off the short bus
Childhood was like a prison
But Beyoncé still shone through
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad,

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

How’s it feel to witness
A trainwreck you can’t undo
My life’s like geographic,
Should be on youtube.
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad.

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy,

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!

So I got a..

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (Don’t waste your time, I’m a failure like you )
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (And the closer I get, the more alike we become)
Then you’d break me in two daddy.

… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!


T-Shirt by Shontelle: The Parody

July 24, 2008

Lyrics by Superlative1

Hey, lemme drink it now!

Tryna decide, tryna decide if I,
wanna get drunk or high tonight I,
never used to get stoned without ya,
you’re the one who knows the deala,
period’s late period’s late but the,
e.p.t. gonna have to wait cuz,
it’s drinks free inside the Sno Cone,
fuck Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I’m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…

Hey!

My liver’s gone, my liver’s gone I
Don’t really care I’m drinking on and
I got a hook up on the black market
Buy a new one behind the Target.
Surgery’s great, surgery’s great but
Recovery’s gonna have to wait cuz
My mind’s starting to feel loose,
Somebody pour me the Grey Goose!

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I”m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…

Tryna decide, tryna decide if I,
wanna get drunk or high tonight,
My mind’s starting to feel loose,
Somebody pour me the Grey Goose!

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I”m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…


Take A Bow Parody

July 20, 2008

I Don’t Know How by Superlative1
(Take A Bow by Rihanna Parody)

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

You look so drunk right now,
pissing next to my house,
can’t mistake those bloodshot eyes,
drink that gin that i despise,
please, just shut ya mouth,

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not,
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath’s so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Grab your flask and get gone,
you better hurry up,
before my parents come home,
talking bout you’re okay and you feel fine,
nigga then walk this straight line,
please, you can’t stand up…

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Whoa and the award for the worst drunk goes to you,
For making your peepee,
On my tv
You S.O.B,
You’re so pissy now…

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…


Shontelle’s Official Website!

July 19, 2008

In my never ending attempt to reign atop search engine searches, I give to you, Shontelle’s Official Website!

That’s right folks, the T-Shirt crooner has finally launched her official website to handle the demands for information from her hungry fans. It’s still in its infancy but so far so banging. Of course yours truly is already a member;)

Cick here to access Shontelle Music.


The Countdown Is On!

July 17, 2008

Well folks, it’s 4 months until the big birthday bash for Superlative 1. This blog turns 1, and yours truly is celebrating the 2nd anniversary of his 21st Birthday.

For those of you who need a reminder, Click Here for a look at last year’s List of Approved Birthday Gifts. This year the list will be even more exclusive, and more extensive. Start saving kiddies.

Ah… here’s a hint… certain designers have made the list this year that were previously overlooked but the question is, in what category do they appear? Guess you’ll just have to wait to see who made the cut this year, why and how.


Top Tracks for Summer 2008 *Updated*

July 17, 2008

This is a compilation of the songs I think are hot summer tracks. This isn’t based off Billboard’s Hot 100 or anything, just my recommendation of songs to set the mood for your summer.

Trina – I Got A Bottle (Feat. Missy Elliot)

Fergie – Labels or Love

The Pussycat Dolls – When I Grow Up

Rihanna – Disturbia

Lady Gaga – Just Dance (ft. Colby O Donis)

Keri Hilson – Energy

Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl

Metro Station – Shake It

Panic! At the Disco – 9 In the Afternoon

Maroon 5 – If I Never See Your Face Again (ft. Rihanna)

Jordin Sparks – One Step At A Time

Shontelle – T-Shirt

Ne-Yo – Closer

Lil Wayne – A Milli

Wynter Gordon – Surveillence

Tami Chynn – Frozen (ft. Akon)

Danity Kane – Pretty Boy

Madonna – Heartbeat

Mariah Carey – Migrate

Taio Cruz – Driving Me Crazy

Young Hot Rod – I Like To Fuck (ft. Tila Tequila)

Alicia Keys – I Need You

Ashanti – The Way That I Love You

Britney Spears – Perfect Lover

Sam Sparro – Black and Gold

Lil Wayne – Lollipop (ft. Static Major)

and of course

Enur – Calabria 2008 (ft. Natasja)


Katy Perry Still at Number 1

July 17, 2008

Holding off Rihanna for a second week in a row, Katy Perry’s soon to be classic hit I Kissed A Girl sits comfortably atop the Billboard Hot 100 for 4 straight weeks.

Congratulations to Katy Perry. We at Superlative1 hope you have at least another week at number one. Congrats also go out to Rihanna for going back up to number 2 after falling to number 4. Staying power ladies, you both rock!


Why Il Forno (Barbados) Wants Burning Down

July 17, 2008

I am sure those of you out there who are from Barbados or have visited the South Coast and dined up and down the stretch are familiar with an establishment called ‘the View.’ Famous for… um… Rihanna went partying there one night, that’s it! Anyway, because everything else about the establishment failed to be noteworthy The View closed down and the restaurant was rennovated by some Italian businessmen. Enter Il Forno- genuine Italian restaurant and pizzaria.

For a couple months I had been toying with the idea of venturing to Il Forno and see what it is they have to offer to the hungry patrons of the South Coast and I finally made it there this week.

Reasons for the burning:

  1. While waiting to be seated no one took notice of us for a few minutes to the point where we were not sure if we should just walk in and sit down or walk out.
  2. The person who seated us looked like that guy in The Machinist and I swore the temperature of the room dropped when he walked by.
  3. The waitress who served us was as pleasant as cold sore.
  4. When asked anything she gave half-hearted responses and was not very knowledgeable to begin with. (e.g. “That bottle there, is that extra virgin?” “No it’s olive oil.” not to mention “What does this dish come with?” “Pasta” “Yes, fine, but what type of pasta?” “Spaghetti” No, it was not spaghetti.
  5. The food was average at best and the wait time seemed too long for a simple meal of pasta and tomato sauce (no meat) and a calzone.
  6. The calzone was over-stuffed with ricotta cheese and made a mess when I cut into it.
  7. Who I suspect to be the owners or at the very least the managers of the establishment could not run the credit card machine because they did not have the code. The person who had the code was across the street at the bank making change for Il Forno and we saw him coming back after they told us to go along and settle our bill later.
  8. That person was then sent home for a week

The meal came to $48. The guy lost a week’s wage. Something about that doesn’t quite seem fair. Is it his fault that noone else has the codes? At any rate the situation could have been handled differently and it was the perfect ending to an unimpressive lunch.


Superlative1 vs. Random Trick

July 14, 2008

So I was meeting Maria (pictured in my blog) and Melissa (mutual friend) at Coffee Bean in Hastings for lunch this afternoon. While there I stepped aside to decide what I wanted and came back to order then all of a sudden this young lady wanted to start up now cuz in her eyes I came in after her so she should get to go before me, don’t mind I was with two people who got there JUST before her.

I started ordering and she was like “I’m sorry, who was here first, you or me?” I was like “I was with them” and she goes, “yet you came in after them” so I was like “that’s nice” and finished my order. Then she kept glaring over at our table, so i kept talking about how petty she is and she needs to let it go and when she was right by us ordering i said “You can dress em up but they’ll always be what? Ghetto”

Points to remember:
1) She does not factor into my life nor I in hers, what’s the big deal.

2) She STILL got her food before I did ANYWAY and

3) I’m pretty, I win!

Okay the third point not so mature but nevertheless valid. I wonder if she were at a fine dining restaurant if she would have gotten up and started a brawl with a table who placed their order even though they came in after her.

My only concern was that she was going to shank me in the parking lot like a prison movie…


Spotted: Shontelle at Taboo Saturdays Barbados

July 13, 2008

Taking a short break to enjoy the Crop Over season in Barbados, Shontelle and person of interest were seen cuddling at Taboo Saturdays, at the Boatyard Barbados. See pics below.

What did I learn from that experience? Never pose for pictures AFTER dancing up a storm.
The last pic is yours truly and Maria.


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