Single Fellas (Shouldn’t Put A Ring On It)

January 24, 2009

This is the parody to Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Parody available for listening http://www.myspace.com/officiallyro

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

Now put your hands up!

Up in the club

You just hooked up

With some pretty young thing,

At the crack of a whip

The bitch starts to strip

Now on her head starting to spin

She’s on the ground,

Dancin’ round

Don’t pay her any attention

Cuz once you get burned

From then you start to learn

The type of girl you never marry

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Too much gloss on her lips

Looking like a trick

Out for her next fix

Skinning out

The club owner shouts

What the hell’s up with this?

She may need no permission

But I must mention

She’s ruining my reputation

Cuz that kinda stuff

Really ain’t good enough

And I’m about to shoot this scene

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t treat her to finer things of the world

She’s not that kind of girl.
What’s more she is a whore

What she deserves,
Is a man that takes her,

And breaks her
then leaves her

Where he found her

Taking the bitch no further

Don’t fall into her arms,

Victim one hundred one

If you go

You won’t know
What happened from that moment on

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

Now put your hands up!

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

(She aint worth nothing, nah she’s less than nothing, should you put a ring on that bitch?)

Oh oh no!


Superlative1’s 10 Rules of Engagement.

January 15, 2009

Rules of Engagement.

Rule #1: Always exercise diplomacy even when irate. Example, “Please fuck off.”

Rule #2: When facing an opponent of lesser intellect, don’t try to compete on their level, they’ll always win.

Rule #3: Always be direct in what you’re seeking. Example “Ou est les ho’s?”

Rule #4: When in a situation where “Please fuck off.” is not allowed, adopt less direct tactics. Example: social isolation.

Rule #5: Know your boundaries and let those around you be aware (beware) of them also.

Rule #6: Learn your opponent’s weakness(es) and use them to your advantage.

Rule #7: Know your own weakness(es) and master the art of concealing them from your adversary

Rule #8: Conflict Resolution should always be your first option; the how is totally up to you.

Rule #9: Admit your shortcomings in the face of opposition. Only you can judge you.

Rule #10: I… Always… Win.


Shontelle & Akon – Stuck With Each Other

January 14, 2009

So apparently the video for Shontelle’s latest track “Stuck With Each Other” featuring Akon (audio above) is wrapped up. The song comes from the soundtrack to Confessions of a Shopaholic, in theatres, February 13th, 2009 and NOT from her recently debuted album Shontelligence. So far the video looks like it should be a bit glossier than the video for T-Shirt. *Crosses fingers* source for pictures, Shontelleonline.com. Keep up the great work over on that site!


Utah Saints – Something Good

January 10, 2009

This is the kind of stuff you wake up to on a Saturday morning. I fell in love with the beat and the video instantly, loving the concept as well. Hey, I may even start my own dance troop. Who knows…


New Rihanna!

January 9, 2009

Ya gotta love me! Bitch! I’m Special!!!! Lovin’ the new beat. It sounds a bit unfinished to me, but maybe that’s the beauty of it, who knows. I’ll give it a few more spins and see how it grows on me.


Orgasmic Troopers!

January 3, 2009

Someone sent me this link, loved it instantly. Check it out.


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