Take A Bow Parody

July 20, 2008

I Don’t Know How by Superlative1
(Take A Bow by Rihanna Parody)

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

You look so drunk right now,
pissing next to my house,
can’t mistake those bloodshot eyes,
drink that gin that i despise,
please, just shut ya mouth,

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not,
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath’s so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Grab your flask and get gone,
you better hurry up,
before my parents come home,
talking bout you’re okay and you feel fine,
nigga then walk this straight line,
please, you can’t stand up…

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Whoa and the award for the worst drunk goes to you,
For making your peepee,
On my tv
You S.O.B,
You’re so pissy now…

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…


Katy Perry Still at Number 1

July 17, 2008

Holding off Rihanna for a second week in a row, Katy Perry’s soon to be classic hit I Kissed A Girl sits comfortably atop the Billboard Hot 100 for 4 straight weeks.

Congratulations to Katy Perry. We at Superlative1 hope you have at least another week at number one. Congrats also go out to Rihanna for going back up to number 2 after falling to number 4. Staying power ladies, you both rock!


Rihanna’s #1

May 18, 2008

Can this Bajan Beauty do no wrong?

Record breaking, Grammy Award Winning, Chart topping Rihanna has somehow managed to soar 52 spots from 53 to capture the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 with her hit single Take A Bow from her upcoming Good Girl Gone Bad re-release. Take A Bow also sits at number one on the Billboard Hot Digital Songs as well as Hot Digital Tracks! Congratulations RIhanna!


Rihanna- Take A Bow Official Video

April 26, 2008

So finally we have the highly anticipated video for the latest single from the Good Girl Gone Bad re-released album. *Crosses fingers that Say It is not on the repack*

She looks simply stunning in this video, real grown woman type. Rumour has it Breaking Dishes is the next single to be released. Good show, would love Sell Me Candy to get out there at some point but you never know with these things.


Take A Bow by Rihanna

March 15, 2008

Okay my question is how much time DOES she spend in the studio.

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The young Barbadian songstress and cover queen has put out another tune on her label Def Jam’s AV page for all you Rihanna addicts out there. The new song Take A Bow is unusually low tempo for a new release given her debut singles track record which sees club bangers as leading the charge. However, it’s a catchy song and she shows off her vocal improvement.

Click here to check out Take A Bow.


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