Late Christmas Gift

December 23, 2007

Fine I know I’m posting this a few minutes before Christmas Eve but even if someone DID want to get me this they couldn’t get it to me by Christmas so… anyway. I present to you, the RAZR2!

I’ll be honest and say I like this ad simply because it’s cool and I like Shiny Toy Guns and that song Le Disko in particular.

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Season’s Greetings

December 23, 2007

Here’s wishing you a magical Christmas! I shall be busy burying my sorrows in sleep or libation lol. Retail therapy after the 26th? Definitely.

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Liza Jessie Peterson

December 23, 2007

I am totally in love with her poetic flow, you must check it out. I think she isĀ  goddess of speech.


Papa Smurf?

December 21, 2007

I feel kind of sorry for the blue man… Click here to see his heart felt tale.

My issue really is… if he starts to choke and turn blue, will people notice? Then again, what shade of blue do you think he might turn… Navy?


Mother of the Year

December 21, 2007

I am SO exhausted and barely sober writing this but I simply HAD to post this. Below is a pic taken from at Woodpecker’s drinks free party! Yes, the woman with the bad bleached do is the mother of the two small children ahead of her. Nonsense.

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The Hit List

December 20, 2007

Not saying that I have one or that you’re even on it, but…

I had this epiphany the other day. You know this planet is overpopulated and worse still is the types of people it’s over populated with- jackasses. So I move that a list of these such persons be compiled and something be done about it.

However not being one to sully my hands, I would have to outsource the work.

Hey! I hear Rodney Beckles has nothing much going on in his life right now, I could get him to do it. Just hand him a chillum pipe and say “Here, go, murder.”

What? If he does it in Jamaica well high he can just claim self defense and get off again.

Ooh… no he didn’t….


I Smell Trouble

December 20, 2007

Uh oh! Looks like someone’s not going to have the regal birthday they’ve planned on having.

Word is that a certain someone is doing a certain something for someone ‘close to them’ which is well intentioned and legal but a bit overzealous to say the least.

Sources close to the situation reveal that the decision was made in haste and it was more executive a decision! The list of attendees may JUST suffer a minus one. I am tickled to no end.

Don’t worry babes, I got your back and your gift.