Danity Kane – Bad Girl

November 6, 2008

*Breaks into song*
Maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave, bad weave.

I can’t be a prostitute with tacky ugly glued on weave
I I can’t be a prostitute with tacky ugly glued on weave

Maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave,
maybe I just have bad weave, bad weave.

Shitty song: Check
Bad weave: Check
Drag queen inspired makeup: Check
P. Diddy’s Exes Gay looking guys: Check
Leather catsuits: Check

What do you have? A hot steaming pile of mess. The vid is shit, the song is shit, the weave is the star of the whole production and Skankity Lame prove once again, you CAN make a bad thing even worse.


Top Tracks for Summer 2008 *Updated*

July 17, 2008

This is a compilation of the songs I think are hot summer tracks. This isn’t based off Billboard’s Hot 100 or anything, just my recommendation of songs to set the mood for your summer.

Trina – I Got A Bottle (Feat. Missy Elliot)

Fergie – Labels or Love

The Pussycat Dolls – When I Grow Up

Rihanna – Disturbia

Lady Gaga – Just Dance (ft. Colby O Donis)

Keri Hilson – Energy

Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl

Metro Station – Shake It

Panic! At the Disco – 9 In the Afternoon

Maroon 5 – If I Never See Your Face Again (ft. Rihanna)

Jordin Sparks – One Step At A Time

Shontelle – T-Shirt

Ne-Yo – Closer

Lil Wayne – A Milli

Wynter Gordon – Surveillence

Tami Chynn – Frozen (ft. Akon)

Danity Kane – Pretty Boy

Madonna – Heartbeat

Mariah Carey – Migrate

Taio Cruz – Driving Me Crazy

Young Hot Rod – I Like To Fuck (ft. Tila Tequila)

Alicia Keys – I Need You

Ashanti – The Way That I Love You

Britney Spears – Perfect Lover

Sam Sparro – Black and Gold

Lil Wayne – Lollipop (ft. Static Major)

and of course

Enur – Calabria 2008 (ft. Natasja)