I Decided by Solange: The Parody

July 25, 2008

Lyrics by Superlative1

I can still hear myself…
Can you please turn me down a little bit more?

I was a little special
Coming straight off the short bus
Childhood was like a prison
But Beyoncé still shone through
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad,

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

How’s it feel to witness
A trainwreck you can’t undo
My life’s like geographic,
Should be on youtube.
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad.

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy,

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!

So I got a..

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (Don’t waste your time, I’m a failure like you )
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (And the closer I get, the more alike we become)
Then you’d break me in two daddy.

… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!


Take A Bow Parody

July 20, 2008

I Don’t Know How by Superlative1
(Take A Bow by Rihanna Parody)

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

You look so drunk right now,
pissing next to my house,
can’t mistake those bloodshot eyes,
drink that gin that i despise,
please, just shut ya mouth,

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not,
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath’s so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Grab your flask and get gone,
you better hurry up,
before my parents come home,
talking bout you’re okay and you feel fine,
nigga then walk this straight line,
please, you can’t stand up…

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Whoa and the award for the worst drunk goes to you,
For making your peepee,
On my tv
You S.O.B,
You’re so pissy now…

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…