On Beyonce

Well more so on her overexposure. People have been suggesting that being too out there may actually hamper your success. Now, that having been said, Beyoncé Knowles, the QUEEN of overexposure decided that having Bidet and Bidet Unflushed wasn’t enough saturation, she decided to just release a two-disc album I Am… Insane. Don’t get me wrong, I love I Am… Sasha Fierce. I think it’s her best album to date.
However, when she releases two singles within a week of each other, I have to draw the line and say hold up, slow down girlfriend!
She wants to be THE entertainer. I am sure she goes home, looks at billboard and spits every time she sees Rihanna at number one, and that’s a lot of spitting to do, but I digress. So when I Am… In Need of a Sanitarium was released, she had out If I Were A Boy and Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) which I have parodied on my myspace :).
At any rate, both did exceptionally well on the Billboard Hot 100 and of course her album debuted at number one. However, the steam is now letting up and she has out two MORE singles, Halo (one of my favourite songs on the album)

and Diva (a female version of A Milli by Lil’ Wayne).

Both great songs, but… too much of a good thing is still TOO MUCH! After going through the Hot 100 and seeing that both songs had peaked, Diva at number 20 and Halo at 44 and were on their way down, I snickered and said HA! That never happened to her arch nemesis RiRi. She must have wiped her ASS with that when she saw her singles slipping further below Rihanna’s singles from last year 😀
Long story short, B, take my advice. Before you release the last 8 singles you have planned before summer, hold off until at least the middle of April before bringing out a new single. Promote Diva in high end areas and Halo in the sweet heart states.

Single Fellas (Shouldn’t Put A Ring On It)

This is the parody to Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Parody available for listening http://www.myspace.com/officiallyro

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

Now put your hands up!

Up in the club

You just hooked up

With some pretty young thing,

At the crack of a whip

The bitch starts to strip

Now on her head starting to spin

She’s on the ground,

Dancin’ round

Don’t pay her any attention

Cuz once you get burned

From then you start to learn

The type of girl you never marry

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Too much gloss on her lips

Looking like a trick

Out for her next fix

Skinning out

The club owner shouts

What the hell’s up with this?

She may need no permission

But I must mention

She’s ruining my reputation

Cuz that kinda stuff

Really ain’t good enough

And I’m about to shoot this scene

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t treat her to finer things of the world

She’s not that kind of girl.
What’s more she is a whore

What she deserves,
Is a man that takes her,

And breaks her
then leaves her

Where he found her

Taking the bitch no further

Don’t fall into her arms,

Victim one hundred one

If you go

You won’t know
What happened from that moment on

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

All the single fellas

Now put your hands up!

Oh oh no!

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

Don’t get mad cuz now she claiming it

If you don’t like it then you shouldn’t put a ring on it

(She aint worth nothing, nah she’s less than nothing, should you put a ring on that bitch?)

Oh oh no!

I Decided by Solange: The Parody

Lyrics by Superlative1

I can still hear myself…
Can you please turn me down a little bit more?

I was a little special
Coming straight off the short bus
Childhood was like a prison
But Beyoncé still shone through
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad,

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

How’s it feel to witness
A trainwreck you can’t undo
My life’s like geographic,
Should be on youtube.
She was too cool to get the cane,
So I used to get beat in her place.
Go head beat me! (Go head beat me)
Is that the best you can do? (is that the best you can do)

But first you took her around introduced her to music execs
And forgot all about the other daughter you had and her dreams.
Oh dad.

I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh dad… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy,

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!

So I got a..

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (Don’t waste your time, I’m a failure like you )
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. (And the closer I get, the more alike we become)
Then you’d break me in two daddy.

… because,
I decided, music’s not the it for me.
Oh my dad.

You were running me running me down,
And promising me a great hit,
Running me down and promising me hits
But I decided to sing shit oh daddy!

T-Shirt by Shontelle: The Parody

Lyrics by Superlative1

Hey, lemme drink it now!

Tryna decide, tryna decide if I,
wanna get drunk or high tonight I,
never used to get stoned without ya,
you’re the one who knows the deala,
period’s late period’s late but the,
e.p.t. gonna have to wait cuz,
it’s drinks free inside the Sno Cone,
fuck Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I’m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…

Hey!

My liver’s gone, my liver’s gone I
Don’t really care I’m drinking on and
I got a hook up on the black market
Buy a new one behind the Target.
Surgery’s great, surgery’s great but
Recovery’s gonna have to wait cuz
My mind’s starting to feel loose,
Somebody pour me the Grey Goose!

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I”m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…

Tryna decide, tryna decide if I,
wanna get drunk or high tonight,
My mind’s starting to feel loose,
Somebody pour me the Grey Goose!

Nothing feels right when I’m sober dude,
people always tell me I”m a lot more rude,
drinking a lot cuz it’s fun to do,
alcohol vomiting is awesome too,
getting shit faced nearly every day,
curled up in a ball forgetting yesterday,
how’d I get here,
With nothing but a t-shirt on…
with nothing but a t-shirt on…

Take A Bow Parody

I Don’t Know How by Superlative1
(Take A Bow by Rihanna Parody)

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

You look so drunk right now,
pissing next to my house,
can’t mistake those bloodshot eyes,
drink that gin that i despise,
please, just shut ya mouth,

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not,
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath’s so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Grab your flask and get gone,
you better hurry up,
before my parents come home,
talking bout you’re okay and you feel fine,
nigga then walk this straight line,
please, you can’t stand up…

And don’t tell me you’re sober cuz you’re not
baby when I know you could breathe fire, breath so hot

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…

Whoa and the award for the worst drunk goes to you,
For making your peepee,
On my tv
You S.O.B,
You’re so pissy now…

Why don’t you take off her draws,
Forget the libation.

But you put on quite a show,
dancing on the table,
now it’s time to go,
you can’t drive you’re not able,
that was quite a show,
falling down the gable,
you’re not sober now,
Only served coke I don’t know how…